Well, today is the day we’ve been waiting nearly TWO YEARS for! Though I desperately hope for it all to be over tomorrow, I don’t really know if this election will go quietly into the night. And so, I have resigned myself to rip out my cable box on Wednesday, cancel CNN, and watch Netflix reruns of The Office in order to purge my soul of this stressful campaign season.
Tomorrow we can all hold hands and comfort each other on how we survived the laborious birth of the next president. But today, we need to pony up, and vote for the candidate who’ll lead this country in the right direction. And no, I don’t mean the orange-cheeto-fascist we’ve all come to despise!
So, with that said, it’s time for you to get your butt off the couch, leave your desk, grab a snack, and get out and VOTE!